What Your Favorite Sauce Says About You

Let’s be real: your go-to sauce says a lot about your vibe. Okay, fine, it’s not science, but it feels true. Here’s what your Lunamor’s Larder pick might reveal about your flavor personality:

• Base Layer: You’re a flavor maximalist with opinions about pineapple on pizza (you’re pro). You want it all—acid, heat, umami, and maybe a little cilantro drama.
• Mjango Unchained: You like contrast—sweet heat, neon colors, sour patch kids. You probably have a hot take on everything, and you’re not wrong.
• Guava Be Kidding Me: You’re a wildcard. A brunch anarchist. Possibly a wizard. You wear mismatched socks on purpose and once made a spreadsheet about jam.
• Peaches Christ: You live for drama, drag, and dessert-for-breakfast energy. Your ideal morning involves coffee, chaos, and something pickled.
• Strawburied Alive: You’re an over-thinker with impeccable playlists and an obsession with balsamic glaze. You probably write poetry in the notes app.

Don’t see your fave listed? That just means you’re an unreleased flavor. Stay weird.